I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, its quite hard, and so its probably still there And when I die, it will still be somewhere
Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
Ha-ha, hes outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Scientists have recently just found out About a fish they didnt know of That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas It doesnt need eyes, its been there a long while Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Ha-ha, Im outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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